The greatest Obama joke ever

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Here’s one the greatest and funniest joke about president Obama!

-Rob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?

Tony: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”

Tony: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”

Tony: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”

Tony: “You mean voter fraud?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”

Tony: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”

Tony: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”

Tony: “You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”

Tony: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”

Tony: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

-Rob: “No the other one:.

Tony: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”

Tony: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”

Tony: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”

Tony: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”

Tony: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”

Tony: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”

-Rob: “No, the other one.”

Tony: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”

-Rob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

Sadly, these are not jokes!

LINDSEY GRAHAM MEETS WITH TERRORIST, THREATENS TO OVERTHROW U.S. GOVERNMENT

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Why isn’t he in Guantanamo Bay?

by PAUL JOSEPH WATSON | MARCH 12, 2015

Imagine if a radical right-winger met with the leader of ISIS and then threatened to use military force to overthrow the U.S. government.

That’s what Lindsey Graham has done, yet instead of languishing in Guantanamo Bay, he’s in the Senate.

During a speech in Concord, New Hampshire, Graham said he would use the force of the U.S. military to compel Congress to pass a bill to restore defense funding.

“And here’s the first thing I would do if I were president of the United States. I wouldn’t let Congress leave town until we fix this. I would literally use the military to keep them in if I had to,” said the South Carolina Senator.

As Vox’s Amanda Taub points out, “Graham would use the military to force members of Congress to not just vote on the bill — but to pass it. Graham didn’t say “until I get an up-or-down vote on restoring defense cuts.” He said “until we restore these defense cuts.”

“If taken literally, Graham is basically announcing his plan to stage a coup: he is saying that if he gains control of the executive branch, he will use his authority as commander in chief to overcome the separation of powers and force the legislative branch to do his bidding, instead of allowing it to act as an independent branch of the government.”

Graham’s spokesperson later came out and said that when Graham said he would “literally use the military,” that statement was “not to be taken literally”.

If a Tea Party activist threatened to raise a militia in order to storm Capitol Hill and force lawmakers to pass a bill, he would be called a terrorist, arrested and sent to prison.

But Graham is free to make such statements, before hastily claiming it was all a joke, while having met with actual terrorists.

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Along with John McCain, in September 2012 Graham met with LIFG militant Abdelhakim Belhadj, the man now leading ISIS in LIbya. Belhadj fought alongside jihadists who killed U.S. troops in Iraq.

Thankfully, the chances of Graham becoming President are extremely slim, but the mere fact that he has been voted into office three times is alarming enough.