By Rick Wells
It does seem a little odd that Hussein Obama is renting a room or bungalow at a secluded island resort where the guest rooms range in price from $2,150 to $13,244 per night. Of course, we taxpayers are stuck paying the bill for his Secret Service protection to stay in those very pricey accommodations for a month. And that’s if he doesn’t invite the Mooch or their pretend kids who have no baby or child pictures with the Obamas over to stay with him.
Mooch might not be fit for travel, if the speculation about genital removal surgery is true. It must be rather painful, but it’ll be worth it. No price can be put on the freedom of being able to dance on “Ellen” in any pants she/he wants to without worrying about gear slippage.
But Obama doesn’t need to go to Tahiti just to get away from the Mooch and the post surgery crabbiness. Sure, they’ve got a book deal, but he’s got a house in DC and one in Palm Springs, right? If he just wanted it for writing he could have gone to Chicago to be near egghead terrorist and writer Bill Ayers. What is the advantage of going to a secluded resort in a country beyond the reach of most media cameras?
Sure, the spas in Tahiti are probably nicer than the bathhouses he’s used to in Chicago and elsewhere around the US, but what happens in Tahiti really does stay in Tahiti, so that could be it. It’s particularly likely when what happens in Tahiti is a meeting with George Soros, high level terrorists or other anti-America global communists to brainstorm about the next phase of the agitation for the takeover of America and Obama’s return to power.
Obama is staying at Marlon Brando’s private retreat on Tetiaroa atoll, originally purchased by the actor in the 1960s. Naturally, his people have been tight-lipped about what he’s doing there, with no political meetings having been announced. Did Obama remember to arrange for Russian houseboys? Hopefully they’ve got surveillance cameras and TMZ has contacts with the right hotel security officer.